[one]. Spell your name without any vowels.
Spell YOUR name without any vowels.

[two]. Are you single?
Single as a pringle.

[three]. Whats your favorite number?
Eleven.

[four]. Whats your favorite color?
The colour of friendship.

[five]. Least favorite color?
Three.

[six]. What are you listening to?
My bowels moving.

[seven]. Are you happy with your life right now?
Barely. Just because I'm an EXTREME optimist.

[eight]. What was/is your favorite subject in school?
Dance, even though I can't doodle in P.E.

[nine]. Do you shop at abercrombie?
But not Fitch.

[ten]. How do you make money?
With paper, GUH.

[eleven] Where do you wish you were rite now?
Destroying the creator of this survey for mis-spelling "rite" such as it is.

[twelve]. What should you be doing right now?
Oh, yeah, NOW you spell it right.

[thirteen]. Do you have a crush on anyone?
No. Go away.

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble?:
Is that really something you want to ask me? It seems like you're getting at something alittle deeper than that. I'm not afraid, go ahead and ask.

Can you touch your toes?:
Yeah, but they complain about personal space, so I usually leave them alone. In consequence, never ask to see my feet.

Can you wiggle your ears?:
*grabs ears and wiggles them around a bit* ....That brought me little to no satisfaction.

Can you roll your tongue?:
You mean like Spaniards do it? Because no.

Can you stick out your tongue and touch your nose?:
No I cannot.

THE DIDS:

Did you ever want to be a doctor?
Not even remotely.

Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?
That wouldn't have been so bad, but no, I never thought about it.

THE DO'S:

Do you believe in God?:
Yes ah doo.

Do you like roller coasters?:
They have their ups and downs.

Do you own a bike?
No. I never learned to ride a bike. ISN'T THAT PECULIAR!?!?

What was the last thing you bought?:
A double whopper.

What was the last thing you drank:
A double whopper.

What was the last thing you watched?
A double whopper.

THE WHOS:

who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
A double whopper.

Who was the last person to leave you?
Heh, I was about to say "A double whopper" again, but it hasn't left me QUITE yet...

Who was the last person to text you?:
Phone company. Automated. Something about free ringtones... didn't read it.

CURRENTLY:

What color shirt are you wearing?
It's black with flames, and it's Donek's.

Pants?:
Blue Jeans, and they're also Donek's.

Shoes?:
Donek's.

Have any tattoos?:
Donek has a tattoo, which I also stole, but I'm not wearing it till it stops bleeding on me.

Straight hair or curly hair?:
Donek's tupe.

Happy?:
Gilmore.

1. What color is your bra?
It's beige. And it's Donek's.

2. Do you hate liars?
I hate the sin, not the sinner.

3. Do you prefer "sensitive boys" or "tough guys"
I prefer funny, unshaven dudes who are far more arrogant than they can actually back up, and who have slight tempers sometimes. If I think I can keep them, I don't want them. And if they don't need fixing, I won't feel needed. If they give me things and they're always calling me, I'll feel like I'm being manipulated, but if they ignore me most of the time and treat me like shit I'll be compelled to stick around and see if I can win them over. If they're nice and they genuinely like me and they tell me so without any mixed signals, and they're stable and gentlemanly, I'll WANT to want them, I SHOULD want them, but I don't. I'm attracted to the fuckdamned douchnose who struts around like a badass who can have any girl in the universe even though nothing else in his entire life is even going well for him. Because there's something terribly wrong with me. In case you hadn't guessed already, I'm a bit depressed.

4. Do you prefer blonde or dark haired guys?
I like redheads, just because nobody ever asks about it on internet surveys.

6. What have you done in your past that you regret?
I regret regretting regrets, regretfully...

8. Do you have a guy best friend?
Yeah, you wouldn't know him, though.

9. What do you want to be when you grow up?
The kind of person that can kiss two people in one night.

10. Have you ever kissed two people in one night?
Well, if I did THAT already, why would I bother yearning for a better future!?

12. Who was the last person you hugged?
Donek... who was naked at the time. Probably because I was wearing all his clothes. At least I'm prepared for winter.

...Including a nuclear winter.

13. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Yeah, and I haven't really fixed it yet. I'm a terrible repairman. I guess you can only hide behind jokes for so long before you stop and realize you have to deal with it sometime. But that time is not now.

14. Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery?
Yeah, back when I had plastic failure and my plastic needed a transplant. My family was afraid I wasn't gonna make it, but I have faith in God.

15. Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn't have them?
If you're reading this, and you're that box of cheese-its I don't have the money for right now, this is probably you.

17. Are you a proud parent?
I am the mother of WIND!!!

18. Do you like your life?
My life? Yeah. I hate other people's lives sometimes.

19. Do you shop at hollister?
Hollister shops at ME!

20. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
YES! Yrs they hrve.

21. Has one of your friends ever stabbed you in the back?
I sat on Joe once and he was wearing something pointy and it kind of hurt... but in a good way.

22. Do you forgive or forget?
I'm a Christian, forgiveness is sorta my thing. Plus, I have amnesia.

24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
I'm not going to stop and count. It's probably about even. I use to get along with guys alot better, but now that I'm not GAY, I think the score's starting to lean the other way.

25. How long have you had myspace?
Member since a long ass time ago.

27. Has anyone ever cheated on you?
While playing cards. I use to be friends with liars.

30. What is one of your biggest fears?
Rejection, and also I fear death sorta, but not badly.

32. Has anyone close to you ever passed away?
Yes. I had a crush on a guy who drowned.

34. Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
Yeah. Lousy telepaths, won't stay out of my head...

35. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater?"
I've seen enough examples of change to know better than that.

37. What color is your underwear?
The colour of friendship. And they're Donek's.

40. Have you ever had a good feeling about something and it turned out you were right?
Yeah, I had this good feeling, and it told me that there was a duck in my bathroom, but I argued with it, and it argued back, and it began to get alittle heated for my taste, so I decided to go check it out for myself, and sure enough, I was right: there was no duck in my bathroom. My good feeling don't know what it's talking about, and should mind it's own damn business.

41. Have you ever slept, not like that..just slept in the same bed with one of your guy friends?
Yes.

43. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Up until recently it was my life's goal. It might still be.

44. Do you ever wish you were a boy?
Hah. That's not extreme enough for me, you're thinking too small. I wish I were a MAN!

45. Do you ever hear a song that reminds you of an ex' and you think of all the good times you had?
You know, the weirdest songs do that to me. "Violent Pornography" by System of a Down.